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Oh, I almost forgot
This year Garth finally got pubes
Prepare to die
Very well, if that is your custom
I'm the Leprechaun
{MISSING}
Nice to meet you Miss Horny
Oh, OK
Garth
It's Heather Lochlear
But she's signalling to us
But what I'd really to do is something extraordinary
Something big, something mega, something copious, something cajunga
But
I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter
Cha!
I will personally distribute cyanide capsules, to be placed under the tongue like so
A sphincter says what?
The monkey
The rat
The bat
The tiger
The horse
The stag
The crick
You're worthy of my daughter hahaha
When we first had the idea of putting on this shindig, we didn't know if anyone would come
But, look, you're all here
She's a babe
She's magically babelicious
She tested very high on the strokeability scale
We fear change
Exsqueeze me?
We're not worthy
Shwing
Stop torturing yourself man
You'll never afford it
Live in the now


Wayne's World was one of the most popular recurring sketches to come from the NBC television series Saturday Night Live. It actually evolved from a segment titled "Wayne's Power Minute" on the CBC Television series It's Only Rock and Roll as the main character first appeared in that show. The Saturday Night Live sketch spawned two films, and several catchphrases which have since entered the pop-culture lexicon. The sketch centered on a local cable access television program in Aurora, Illinois, hosted by Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers, the same actor from "Wayne's Power Minute"), an enthusiastic and sardonic long-haired metalhead, and his timid and sometimes high-strung, yet equally metal-loving sidekick and best friend, Garth Algar (Dana Carvey). Wayne lives with his parents and broadcasts his show "live" from the basement of their house every Friday evening at 10:30. Contents [hide] * 1 Format of sketches * 2 Catchphrases * 3 The films * 4 Overseas * 5 2008 MTV Movie Awards * 6 Video games * 7 References [edit] Format of sketches The "show" would open with Wayne and Garth singing the lyrics to the opening theme, "Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Party time! Excellent!", accompanied by Wayne's frantic strumming of his guitar, and Garth drumming on his lap with drum sticks. The two would introduce themselves ("Garth:Party on Wayne. Wayne: Party on Garth.") and then proceed to go into their various exploits, including discussions of their love of hard rock bands and "babes", as well as juvenile antics, such as the "Extreme Close-Up" (where a camera would zoom in on Wayne and Garth as they screamed) and tricking their unsuspecting guests into saying vulgar words. Garth would frequently get over-excited and lose control, to which Wayne would have to tell him, "take your Ritalin". Sketches also often included dream sequences where Wayne and Garth imagine themselves in fantasy settings. The sequences were introduced with Wayne and Garth imitating a stereotypical television fade-out by waving their arms in front of them and imitating a commonly used fade-out sound effect accompanied by an excerpt from "Dream Weaver". Notable dream sequences include Wayne defeating Wayne Gretzky in a one-on-one hockey game, to which Janet Jones runs to kiss Wayne (the metalhead), and Wayne and Garth appearing in Madonna's controversial music video for "Justify My Love" during which Madonna invites Wayne to make out with her. In the early sketches, Wayne and Garth are high school students, and their guests on the show included their teachers (including one played by Ed O'Neill, who would later play a very similar character in both films), and other students from school (such as Nancy, a "babe" played by Jan Hooks). Other frequent guests included Garth's father, "Beev" (so named because of his teeth, played by Phil Hartman), who was often ridiculed by Wayne despite the fact that he was married to a "babe" (Candice Bergen). In later appearances, however, Wayne and Garth appear to be young adults, (although Wayne still lives with his parents -— a theme which would carry over to the first film), and their discussions shifted more towards current events and pop-culture phenomena, with the show featuring actual celebrity guests Arguably the most memorable appearance of the sketch featured Wayne and Garth in a jam session with their idols, the rock band Aerosmith, performing an extended, hard rock version of the "Wayne's World" theme song. Tom Hanks played Garth's cousin who was an Aerosmith roadie who checked the microphone and set up the performance. In the TV special 'Saturday Night Live: 101 Most Unforgettable Moments', this is moment #1. A video game loosely based on the sketches was released in 1993 for NES, SNES, Nintendo Game Boy, and Sega Genesis. There was also a PC point and click adventure. A Wayne's World sketchbook was also sold around the time of the premiere of the first film. It included a mail-in-offer for Wayne's trademark ballcap and showed various celebrities such as Elvira and Michael Jordan modeling the same hat Wayne wore. "Gawain's Word", a regular segment on the children's educational show Between the Lions takes inspiration from both the "Wayne's World" sketch and its theme song. It was also spoofed in the film Stay Tuned with the sketch "Duane's Underworld". An episode of the sitcom Step by Step also featured character J.T. (Brandon Call) hosting his own show, appropriately titled "J.T.'s World", in which J.T. (with sidekick Cody) singing the theme song, which sounds similar to Wayne's theme. The Wayne's World soundtrack contained the extra-long hard rock version of the theme song that was performed by Aerosmith in the famous sketch. As the song is winding down, an easter egg can be heard where Myers and Carvey are peppering the guitar riffs with quips from their other SNL characters such as "Isn't that special?" (Church Lady), "Don't look at my bum!" (Simon), "Not gonna do it! Not gonna do it!" (George H.W. Bush). [edit] Catchphrases Wikiquote has a collection of quotations related to: Wayne's World * "Party on, Wayne." "Party on, Garth." * "Excellent!" * "Schwing!" . (an onomatopoeia meaning that the person yelling has an erection. In the French language film, the term was Chooing!) * "We're not worthy!" (repeated, while bowing, to guests who the two deem themselves unworthy to interview) * "...NOT!" * "Chyeah, right." * "No way." "Way." ('Way' being the opposite of 'No way'.) * "Fished in!" * "I think I'm gonna hurl!" (Garth, when he gets over-excited) * "It's Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!" (Wayne's World theme song) * "Ex-squeeze me? A-baking powder?" (Instead of, "Excuse me, I beg your pardon?". Originally intended as a throwaway joke, but worked into the film when Wayne got excited and acted like a buffoon.) * "Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt." (A response to a doubtful scenario). In the Spanish language film, the term was Judgment Day is tomorrow. * "Are you mental?" * "A sphincter says what?" (Asked very quickly to trick someone into saying "what?" thus admitting that the target is an anal sphincter) * "That's what she said!" * "Good call" (Said when Garth makes a smart assumption) * "Denied" Referring to Wayne's Phrase * "Zang!!!" Excellent in Cantonese * "Game On" and "Car!" [edit] The films The sketch was adapted into a film, Wayne's World in 1992 and a sequel, Wayne's World 2 in 1993. [edit] Overseas In the United Kingdom, where Saturday Night Live is not shown, Wayne's World sketches were extracted from SNL broadcasts and individually packaged as 10 minute episodes which aired on BBC Two, simply as a tie in with both Wayne's World movies. [edit] 2008 MTV Movie Awards Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reprised their roles as Wayne and Garth for the first time since 1994 at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. Nothing about the two seems to have changed, except both are now in their mid-late thirties, and Garth has gotten pubes he named "Fred" and "Tony." The sketch features them discussing Tila Tequila and making a list about the best porno movie names based on films from 2007 and 2008, which is a reminiscent of the sketches during Myers and Carvey's years at Saturday Night Live. The list was, accordingly: 1. Iron Man 2. Alvin In the Chipmunks 3. No Country for Old Balls 4. Gush Hour 3 5. Scat-atouille 6. I Know Who Drilled Me 7. The Suck-It List 8. I Am Legend...In Bed 9. National Pleasure 2: Book of Secretions 10. Horton Hears A Ho! When fans speculate about a third film being in the works, both Myers and Carvey denied on continuing the film series. They stated about how much they love portraying their characters again. [edit] Video games Video game developer Radical Entertainment developed a series of Wayne's World games for the Game Boy, Nintendo Entertainment System, Sega Genesis, and the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. The video game was published by THQ for all four abovementioned consoles in 1993.[1]