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The Bill Soundboard


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David stole his identity, his qualifications, everything, and he joined the Met as
Gabriel Kent
Why's the duty inspector want CID involved
Sierra Oscar from 888, we found a dead body
Do you want me to get some uniform down
I'll join the duty officer and get the forensic medic down here
BRRR move
I don't care
I can imagine what you're going through
The owner died recently
I know what its like to lose your parents
I'm going to tell her alright
Is this your father Mrs Jenna
Its not the money, its the personal things
Its time to put an end to that now
Look, I know, believe me, it was the biggest mistake of my life, but
OK, get round there
Look like some little scumbag started doing dead peoples' houses
A man matching your description was seen arguing with her over here earlier
See you later Sarge
Sir
Uniform have been checking CCTV footage in Goddard street where we know she was dropped off in a minicab
So why don't we wait for that
And you knew about that?
But be discreet
This is all the embarassment that Sunhill needs, lets find her before the tabloids do
That's who he was
All of a sudden I had this little brother
Er, our mystery gunshot victim, I need his clothes for a media appeal
Shut up!
My dad, was always preaching, making me feel like, dirt
Dirt
How can I ever believe a word you say again?
I love you Sheila
I need you to help me
I try to do the right thing, but some people won't let me
There was just the three of us, me, mum, dad
This anger, it wells up in me, its like I can't stop it
When you love someone and they don't love you back, the best way is to never love at all
In the end you realise its easier to just push people away
Sometimes I got so swolled up by it, that I hated myself, so when the chance came up to be someone else
You show me what its like to be alive, properly alive, before that I was just existing
Terry


The Bill soundboard. GABRIEL KENT you stole my identity! Have great fun making crank calls and listening to quotes from the TV police drama.