Stranraer 1Stranraer 2Stranraer 3Stranraer 4I ordered the Matrix, I didn't order Das BootSweet baby Jesus and the orphansWhat the hell is going onWould you turn your mobile offWho is thisWhereThis is Sargeant PattersonTheme MusicYou go, I'm not going up thereYou're killing meThe Phoenix is RisingWould you suck a ten year old bananaAre my eyes deceiving me or have you got two of my singers singing acapulco?Car alarmOoo me anginaCan you hear me now?Can you hear me nowEvening girls, want to take a look into my crystal ballsThat's fantastic that, special that isn't itFartThe flavoured condom machine is restocked and ready for actionGet back you bastard, I'll break your legsGod loves you Brian. Does he... funny way of showing itGood nightHelloHohoHear you, I can see you you dickI don't take none of that shit love, and neither will you if you know what's good for youIn Scotland, todayInterfering with dogsLeave itThat's not the kind of diving I'll be doingLet us out we're burningAnd neither do IOhIs it me, or do all pensioners stink ofTime to begin I'm coming in, ShabbaShut up you girlLonely this christmasSmoke kills in seconds, fire kills in minutesSod offStick it in front room, impress your friendsCome on, stop crapping and get crackingYou're listening to Chorley FM, coming in your earsBrian Potter was a glorious sitcom character - stingy, mean-spirited, calculating, excitable, embittered - yet while the lowbrow, downbeat air of northern clubland was palpable, Phoenix Nights was an affectionate rather than patronising take on the subject. The performances were perfectly pitched and the many guest appearances from clubland personalities (either as themselves or in character parts) were excellently judged. Inspired lines and comedy moments abounded from first scene to last. The sum total was another comedy extravaganza for the richly talented Peter Kay, whose stock rose steadily as a result - by the second series both he and Phoenix Nights had become the comedy talk of the town.
Midnight Candymen and myhouse-yourhouse.net
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere
George W Bush - State of the Union 2006
Doug Rocket (Nathan Barley series)
Dan Ashcroft (Nathan Barley series)
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Car Park Catchphrase with Roy Walker - BBC Radio 1
Jonatton Yeah? (Nathan Barley series)
David Brent (from The Office UK)
Gareth Keenan (from The Office UK)
Ned Smanks (Nathan Barley series)
Tim Canterbury (from The Office UK)
