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Nathan Barley AKA Trashbat

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Night Toby
So, I'm Nathan Barley
You're watching Trashbat
So what's new?
You didn't say goodnight
I'm about to ease a smile, into your totally gorgeous mush
Enominate thingimy
Click on diary to see my new phone
Sleep well!
She's actually got Benobo syndrome, you know the monkey thing?
Hahaha
Hey Dan, Dan, preach
Watch me evil Pingu's head with a lorry battery
Check it out yeah, it is well bum
Trashbat party yeah, you can come, you can come mate, you can come get startled!
This is Nathan Barley
Alright?
You can come
Nathan Barley, AKA as Trashbat
.cock
It's an online urban culture dispatch
What kind of shit?
What music do you cut to?
This is Trashbat
What edit gear you got?
You can come twice
Alright you zips!
My HQ's just around the corner
Well pour cold milk on it!
I'm a self-facilitating media node
Quick, it'll blister
That is well bum
You're in trouble, can't you see she's too fucked to laugh?
I just got a zapucinno
You cunt
Latte, no sugar
I heard he got a big feature job at Sugar Ape
Four rounds at The Nailgun and then dinner
He was watching the back of your tits when you got changed though
Keep feeling fascination yeah?
You can come multiple times
Go on, get it up your beak
Reindeer Sausage and Pumkin Puree
Bangers and mash, bum
Shake the woman's hand mate
Override the finger yeah?
You touched her!
Renegade production node
Do you need a laptop?
This one suit you?
Looking... learning... moving on
Ringtone... Barley UK
What's that, that looks like it's come out of a hospital bin!
Feel sorry for you, finger slaves, yeah?
Yeah?
Everything made here spurts out through this pipe
Ooooo
Peace and fucking, believe
Ok, here's the credos
Toby
Taking the lips down to the nips
Do you reckon?
Trash, as in what's all around us
And bat
Fucked her in the arse
8 screening rooms, 5 recording studios, and a weekly juice market
Oooh, kicked the brown door in, painted it white on the way out
Alright toe job
Alright you zips
Alright fucksticks
Any time you want to use any of the facilidados here, I can fix that
Check this out you bleeding fucking bumwart
Dave Bikinis is going to be there
Futures cum flannel
She's the VJ off the telly
Then we come back here and we chop some sense into that bollock
Try Stanley Knives yeah, they're well bum
Alright you fucker
Laters you greasy cockfart
Bum
A night down the pub with your mates and it's fucking mental
Come on, that's just, you are ill
Hey Mr Trash Cock
Know it? I pratically bum it on a regular basis
Does the pope fuck kids?
Peace and fucking
Laters honeytits
Keep it livid
Stanley Knives yeah
A move from the pub to the club for some awesome sounds
I'm Nathan Barley, watch the fuck out Japan
Keep it dense yeah?
Yeah?
Peace and fucking Preach... yes!!!
Going dark
You pay me back now, without money
Check it out yeah
Trashbat.cock, my website
Trashbat.cock
Check out the web site yeah, it's well fucking futile
Keep it chopped out yeah
Once the idiots were just the fools gawping in through the windows
Now they've entered the building
They use the word cool, it is their favourite word
The idiot doesn't think about what it is saying, thinking is rubbish, and rubbish isn't cool
Stuff and shit is cool
Really annoying ring tone
Hey fanny blossom
Big brown elephant shit crack
Keep it Mencap you fucking ear
I don't even know him
My name's Nathan Barley and I like throwing people out of windows
Buzz on my nads
Online tramp racing from Russia, totally dereg yeah
Fucking hillarious and you can't lose
Hello, my name's Nathan Barley and I'm an idiot
Check it out yeah, trashbat.cock
My web site
.cock yeah, registered in the Cook Islands
Dan Ashcroft yeah?
Hey, you're
Totally sums up my credos
Awesome
Yeah
Fuck
Dan Ashcroft
Maximum!
Er, it's for my web site, it's going to be, awesome
This is Nathan Barley for Trashbat with
We will fuck you up!
Peace and fucking believe
Wasp T12, it's got a massive number 5 because it's the most common number
Donnie Docker, Howard Marks...
What you getting?
Nice one
Keep fucking the idiots yeah
You rimlicker
How's it fucking collapsing
Pingu, coffee!
Did you clean up afterwards?
What you working on?
20 Kubricks?
Good yeah
Yeah
Thanks
Yep
Well facilitated but under the total guidance of, so thanks again
I'll text it over
How are you doll snatch?
Don't think you should mate, you're a bit jumpy
Alright spunkflakes
Alright you bum pilot
Keep it dusty
Usual please
Dan
Dan
Twice in one day
Well coincimental
His trousers fall down and there's a piss stain on his pants


Nathan Barley is a Channel 4 sitcom written by Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris, starring Nicholas Burns, Julian Barratt and Claire Keelan, which follows the exploits of a loathsome, fictional twenty-something Hoxton, London media type. The first episode of six weekly episodes was broadcast on 11 February 2005 on Channel 4. Described by his own creator as a 'meaningless strutting cadaver-in-waiting', the character originated on Charlie Brooker's TVGoHome � a website parodying television listings � as the focus of a fly-on-the-wall documentary called Cunt. After the cult success of TVGoHome, the name "Nathan Barley" was frequently used pejoratively towards those whose lifestyles were satirised by the series. Contents [hide] * 1 Plot * 2 Characters * 3 Promotion * 4 Cast * 5 Nathan Barley 2 * 6 References * 7 External links [edit] Plot Nathan Barley played by Nicholas Burns is a webmaster, guerrilla filmmaker, screenwriter, DJ and in his own words, a "self-facilitating media node". He is convinced he is the epitome of urban cool, and therefore secretly terrified he might not be, which is why he reads Sugar Ape magazine, his bible of cool. The magazine is an obvious parody of Vice Magazine and even has one issue called "The Vice Issue". In reality however his output is of no real interest to anyone but him and his immediate friends. The website consists of stupid pranks caught on camera, photos of him with attractive women and famous figures (some of them digitally edited to insert himself), and photos of him standing on street corners in major cities around the world. He is fully of the belief that because he has a camera, some knowledge of web publishing and a webspace, this he has a talent. The humour derives from the rapid rise of both the internet and digital television, and the assumption by publishers and broadcasters that almost any such work is worthy of attention. Barley and his peers are often hired ahead of actual journalists and talented writers trying to make intelligent points, such as the earnest documentary film maker Claire Ashcroft, and her brother Dan Ashcroft, a jaded and apathetic hack who, having written an article for Sugar Ape entitled "The Rise of the Idiots", is disgusted to find that "the idiots" in question � Nathan and his contemporaries � have adopted him as their spiritual leader, failing to see that they are the very people he was criticising. [edit] Characters The series features two other central characters, siblings Dan (Julian Barratt) and Claire Ashcroft. Dan � an instantly recognisable Brooker point-of-reference � dislikes everything Nathan Barley stands for, while Claire seeks to highlight the plight of the inner city's homeless and drug-dependent. Ironically, while Dan sees a clear distinction between himself and the "idiots", he's frequently forced to compromise his own ethics in order to earn a living, and seems to be fighting the dawning realisation that he may actually be the very thing he despises. At the same time, Claire, who clearly wants to see herself as socially responsible and philanthropic, ultimately only seeks to further her own career. This sets the scene for an unusually open-ended, and certainly introspective, satire-bordering-on-social-commentary. Other recurring characters include the staff at Dan Ashcroft's magazine, Sugar Ape, such as asinine chief editor Jonatton Yeah? (Charlie Condou), Ned Smanks (Richard Ayoade) and Rufus Onslatt (Spencer Brown), a pair of gormless graphics designers, Sasha the receptionist (one of the few non-'idiots' in the show), and the eccentric and ludicrous Doug Rocket, founder member of The Veryphonics (a parody of David A. Stewart of Eurythmics), played by comedian David Hoyle. Dan Ashcroft's flatmate is a DJ called 'Jones', who appears blissfully unaware of the antisocial cacophony he creates. Jones is played by Noel Fielding, Barratt's partner in comic duo The Mighty Boosh. [edit] Promotion A piece of Nathan's artwork. A piece of Nathan's artwork. Advertising for the series attracted some attention, with billboards advertising a fictitious yet almost plausible mobile telephone, the Wasp T12 Speechtool ("it's well weapon"), appearing throughout the UK. This device was advertised as being exceptionally loud, with several hugely annoying ringtones, a giant key for the number 5 (allegedly the most common number), a powerful projector, a business card printer and miniature turntables for scratching MP3s. It was also apparently "shark-proof". Barley's website, www.trashbat.co.ck, serves as an official site for the television series, and remains active as of August 2008. The DVD of the series was released in October 2005, featuring all six episodes, a host of extras (including the pilot) and a booklet written by Nathan featuring his 'artwork'. The artwork in question is largely in the style of prolific graffiti artist Banksy and the book could easily be mistaken for a book showcasing Banksy's work. [edit] Cast * Nicholas Burns � Nathan Barley * Julian Barratt � Dan "Preacher Man" Ashcroft * Claire Keelan � Claire Ashcroft * Ben Whishaw � Pingu * Richard Ayoade � Ned Smanks * Spencer Brown � Rufus Onslatt * Charlie Condou � Jonatton Yeah? * Nina Sosanya � Sasha * Rhys Thomas � Toby * Noel Fielding � Jones * David Hoyle (aka "The Divine David") � Doug Rocket * Rupert Degas � Beer Gourd Man * Ophelia Lovibond � Mandy * Joe Van Moyland � Mudd * Montserrat Lombard - Monika [edit] Nathan Barley 2 Continued rumours of a second series of the comedy,[1] including possible auditions for extras,[2] were given added weight with reports that Chris Morris told students at a talk at Bournemouth University that he was working on new Nathan Barley material. The new series will centre on Barley's new-found employment in a general "media-facilitation" role for a small East-London based terrorist organisation.[3][4] Further evidence of another series has been given weight when Flak magazine reported that Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker were working around the scripts amongst other projects.[5] [edit] References 1. ^ "Bah, Sigh: Nathan Barley - Series 2". Cook'd and Bomb'd (2007-01-22). 2. ^ Paul McNamee (2007-03-15). "Will Nathan Barley 2 be totally Mexico?", Guardian Unlimited blog. 3. ^ "Events: In Conversation with Chris Morris". Wessex Media Group (2007-03-06). 4. ^ Leigh Holmwood (2007-03-19). "Morris to tackle suicide bombers", MediaGuardian.co.uk. 5. ^ "The Creators of Nathan Barley", Flak Magazine (2008-01-02). [edit] External links * Trashbat.co.ck � Official Website * British Sitcom Guide * A Cunt Compendium � the collected Cunt entries from TVGoHome * BBC News: Anatomy of a backlash � Nathan in the context of Internet hype * Text from press release for the Nathan Barley show * Nathan Barley on IMDB * Sugarape.com � Unofficial Sugar Ape Website