Britain Britain BritainVicky Pollard stay behindNo becuase what happened wasWas going round Carls but this whole thing happened...No because this whole thing happened that I don't even know nothing aboutShut up!Shut upNo but yeah but no but yeah but noYeah but Louise Faran emptied a whole bottle of fantaDon't go giving me evilsThis fellow, who calls himself Emily Howard, likes to dress up as a ladyTipping it down out thereI'm a lady you see... pay me no heedI'll have a lady's drinkI'd like to buy the lady a drinkIf that's okI said I'd like to buy you a drinkA drinky poopoo, yes I'll have a slim line tonic water pleaseI like to do lady's thingsI like youShe's gorgeousYeah I knowThat oneThat oneYeah I knowThat OneThat OneI don't like itRead on boyPhillips, Nash ...Go on readYes all of youScotch accentsHelloLove MusicGary never told me he had such a beautiful grandmotherDay CentreMurray MintsYou smell nice, what is itWhat do you reckon nan, you up for itMaureenCan you take me to the toiletJulie be a good girl and take your nan to the toiletI'll do itIts a straight play, no musicYes or noYeah that's why he likes themEnjoying your stay?Maybe I did and maybe I didn'tMagic FluteYesFluteThey call it the tomatoOh I just dream of the day...You're the only gayNow you're not... now there's two of usNo you are not a gay, I am gayNo but yeahIn the town of Darkly Noone resides Vicky Pollard, an incomprehensible girl and the nemesis of many a teacher and social worker. Often heard rambling about "this fing wot you know nuffin about", she stubs out her fags, orders snakebite and pretty much denies ever doing anything wrong. A strange British breed indeed.
Car Park Catchphrase with Roy Walker - BBC Radio 1
Doug Rocket (Nathan Barley series)
David Brent (from The Office UK)
Ned Smanks (Nathan Barley series)
Claire Ashcroft (Nathan Barley Series)
George W Bush - State of the Union 2006
Midnight Candymen and myhouse-yourhouse.net
Tim Canterbury (from The Office UK)
Gareth Keenan (from The Office UK)
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Jonatton Yeah? (Nathan Barley series)
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere
