Britain Britain BritainVicky Pollard stay behindNo becuase what happened wasWas going round Carls but this whole thing happened...No because this whole thing happened that I don't even know nothing aboutShut up!Shut upNo but yeah but no but yeah but noYeah but Louise Faran emptied a whole bottle of fantaDon't go giving me evilsThis fellow, who calls himself Emily Howard, likes to dress up as a ladyTipping it down out thereI'm a lady you see... pay me no heedI'll have a lady's drinkI'd like to buy the lady a drinkIf that's okI said I'd like to buy you a drinkA drinky poopoo, yes I'll have a slim line tonic water pleaseI like to do lady's thingsI like youShe's gorgeousYeah I knowThat oneThat oneYeah I knowThat OneThat OneI don't like itRead on boyPhillips, Nash ...Go on readYes all of youScotch accentsHelloLove MusicGary never told me he had such a beautiful grandmotherDay CentreMurray MintsYou smell nice, what is itWhat do you reckon nan, you up for itMaureenCan you take me to the toiletJulie be a good girl and take your nan to the toiletI'll do itIts a straight play, no musicYes or noYeah that's why he likes themEnjoying your stay?Maybe I did and maybe I didn'tMagic FluteYesFluteThey call it the tomatoOh I just dream of the day...You're the only gayNow you're not... now there's two of usNo you are not a gay, I am gayNo but yeahIn the town of Darkly Noone resides Vicky Pollard, an incomprehensible girl and the nemesis of many a teacher and social worker. Often heard rambling about "this fing wot you know nuffin about", she stubs out her fags, orders snakebite and pretty much denies ever doing anything wrong. A strange British breed indeed.
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Jonatton Yeah? (Nathan Barley series)
David Brent (from The Office UK)
George W Bush - State of the Union 2006
Claire Ashcroft (Nathan Barley Series)
Dan Ashcroft (Nathan Barley series)
Tim Canterbury (from The Office UK)
Ned Smanks (Nathan Barley series)
Doug Rocket (Nathan Barley series)
Gareth Keenan (from The Office UK)
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere
Car Park Catchphrase with Roy Walker - BBC Radio 1
