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And the homeless... what's that all about?
Business manager... sits in his office all day looking at charts
He'll sort out the paperwork, and Bob's your film
Ah, Robin
Maths
Hello?
Oh I do
I know, and isn't that great that we're going to share it with so many people
Wow
Have you ever taken acid?
Because maybe you should
A4 sounds
A kind of concept album about the various sizes of paper
It actually induced the first of many nervous breakdowns
All of which I've chosen to ignore
December 8th, 1980
3am
I'm sat cross-legged, on a cushion
Trying to come to terms with myself
When quite without warning, John Lennon's head thrust through my floorboards
He was passing me the torch
Thanks John
Robert Palmer lives in my mobile
No, no
Place, a farm for idea
Rocket, consistently redefines think
Be enabled Place is creativilisation
This is my ape hour
Would you move off there please, that's my high rock
Do you know, I've had an ape hour, every day, since watching this thing on Discovery
Ah, yes
Prostitutes, some of them are awful


David Hoyle (born 19 September 1962, in Blackpool, Lancashire, England) is a performance artist, actor and comedian. He is notable for presenting his own arts TV show Divine David Presents on Channel 4, 1999 under his stage persona The Divine David. This was followed a year later by the series The Divine David Heals. Hoyle is openly gay.[1] Hoyle publicly killed off this character in 2000 and put his career on hold to cope with a nervous breakdown.[2] His two recent series of shows, Magazine and Magazine the Reprint, in London have played to capacity audiences. In a recent episode of Magazine the Reprint, David Hoyle raised the issue of HIV and AIDS, presenting a film of his own HIV test, taken earlier that day.[3] His most notable acting role to date was in the comedy Nathan Barley (Channel 4). He also appeared prominently in the music video for Faith No More's cover of "I Started a Joke".[4][5] Hoyle is currently performing in ensemble theatre piece For All The Wrong Reasons, a collaboration with Contact Theatre (Manchester) & Victoria Theatre Co. (Belgium) alongside other work. [edit] Works * Played Freddi in Velvet Goldmine (1998) * The Divine David Presents (1999) * The Divine David Heals (2000) * The Divine David On Ice (2000) * Played Doug Rocket in Nathan Barley (2005) * David Hoyle’s SOS (2006-7) * Magazine (2006) * Magazine: The Reprint (2007) Nathan Barley is a Channel 4 sitcom written by Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris, starring Nicholas Burns, Julian Barratt and Claire Keelan, which follows the exploits of a loathsome, fictional twenty-something Hoxton, London media type. The first episode of six weekly episodes was broadcast on 11 February 2005 on Channel 4. Described by his own creator as a 'meaningless strutting cadaver-in-waiting', the character originated on Charlie Brooker's TVGoHome – a website parodying television listings – as the focus of a fly-on-the-wall documentary called Cunt. After the cult success of TVGoHome, the name "Nathan Barley" was frequently used pejoratively towards those whose lifestyles were satirised by the series. Contents [hide] * 1 Plot * 2 Characters * 3 Promotion * 4 Cast * 5 Nathan Barley 2 * 6 References * 7 External links [edit] Plot Nathan Barley played by Nicholas Burns is a webmaster, guerrilla filmmaker, screenwriter, DJ and in his own words, a "self-facilitating media node". He is convinced he is the epitome of urban cool, and therefore secretly terrified he might not be, which is why he reads Sugar Ape magazine, his bible of cool. The magazine is an obvious parody of Vice Magazine and even has one issue called "The Vice Issue". In reality however his output is of no real interest to anyone but him and his immediate friends. The website consists of stupid pranks caught on camera, photos of him with attractive women and famous figures (some of them digitally edited to insert himself), and photos of him standing on street corners in major cities around the world. He is fully of the belief that because he has a camera, some knowledge of web publishing and a webspace, this he has a talent. The humour derives from the rapid rise of both the internet and digital television, and the assumption by publishers and broadcasters that almost any such work is worthy of attention. Barley and his peers are often hired ahead of actual journalists and talented writers trying to make intelligent points, such as the earnest documentary film maker Claire Ashcroft, and her brother Dan Ashcroft, a jaded and apathetic hack who, having written an article for Sugar Ape entitled "The Rise of the Idiots", is disgusted to find that "the idiots" in question – Nathan and his contemporaries – have adopted him as their spiritual leader, failing to see that they are the very people he was criticising. Format Sitcom Created by Chris Morris, Charlie Brooker Starring Julian Barratt, Nicholas Burns, Claire Keelan Country of origin UK No. of episodes 6 Production Running time 26 minutes Broadcast Original channel Channel 4 Original run February 11, 2005 – March 18, 2005